I’ve wanted to make a so-called “career-spanning” poster for some time now, showing every little logo, wordmark and whatever else I could fit into it. It’s been on the project list going on four years now. And each year, the jobs would starting lining up and I’d say, “Oh shit, just wait a month, and you can put this/that into it…” And the years went by.

So yeah, with my very first solo art show approaching at Office PDX, thit was time to shit or get off the pot. So I started going through the files. And I mean EVERYTHING, all the way back to the dawn of the DDC back in 1993. So gross.

Here’s a bigger version, so you can see what you are messing with: A poster called “Pretty Much Everything Up To May 27th, 2009.”

01. “Oranging Up A Wall” in your home, apartment or jail cell.
02. Nourishment/kindling in survival situations.
03. Lining dachshund puppy crates.
04. Logo inspiration, that is, if you like thick-ass lines and the letters, “D,” “D” and “C.”
05. Type inspiration, that is, if you like Futura and Trade Gothic.
06. Sprucing up a stodgy design shop. You know who you are!
07. Keeping the DDC alive…in heart, home, office and vessel!
01. 80lb Uncoated “Way White” stock.
02. “Factory Floor Orange” and “Dachshund Nose Black” imprint.
03. A whopping 24” x 39” in dimension.
04. Printed by the good people of Graphic Arts Center, Portland, Ore.
05. No expenses were spared in this production.
06. All the warts and moles.
07. “Kinda Limited Edition” of 1500.
08. The funnest thing we’ve ever made.
09. Each poster is hand-numbered, with trusted mathematics.
10. Free 4” x 26” burly kraft poster tube with each order!
11. Two free white plastic end puck thingies. Just because.
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