GOTTA GET OUT MORE: You know the deal…another lament from “This Sedentary Life”…and I’m feeling the urge to get out of this seasoned Aeron chair and OUT INTO THE BIG WORLD. But while I’m chained to this desk, I’m going to celebrate the great indoors the best I can. Souvenir patches and decals help. Hammer down and get that project done, save everything and go outside, okay? Okay. See you out there.

Black/Black Mesh

Brown/White Mesh

Indoor living, baby. Warm. Dry. Cozy. Sitting on my keester. One hand on the keyboard. One hand clicking a mouse! Represent!

Welcome to the great indoors!

01. Ballistic embroidered patch.
02. Durable materials up front.
03. Mesh ventilation system for maximum air flow out back.
04. Fitted for all heads. Grow into it.
05. Adjustable. Fits big heads, too!
06. “Snapback” adjuster in the back. None of that “fitted’ bullshit here.
07. Extra hit of DDC branding inside.
08. Cut, sewn and assembled in the U.S.A.!
$33.99 +$5 Shipping (U.S.A.)

Color

Black/Black Mesh Brown/White Mesh

01. Durable embroidery. Long lasting.
02. Colors inspired by sitting at a desk for wayyyyyy to long.
03. 3.0” wide x 2.375” tall in dimension.
04. Manufactured by our Portland buddies at Brewery Outfitters.
05. Great for backpack, jean jacket, fatigues, rucksack, feed-n-seed caps and many other spirited uses.
06. In stock forever.
$7.99 Shipping Included!!! (U.S.A.)

Colorways

Turquoise/Black Red/Olive/White

01. Screen printed on thick, weather proof vinyl. Serious adhesives.
02. Comes in two colors: “Orange/Brown” and “Turquoise/Black.”
03. Colors inspired by sitting in this cockpit wayyyyyy to long.
03. 3.0” wide x 2.375” tall in dimension.
05. Printed in the United States.
06. Thick Lines!
$6.99+$3.00 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A.)

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