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DDC-124 "Get Cosmic Torso Cover"

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Product Description:
Just how do I set this one up? It’s too big. So here’s the stuff I think about drifting off to sleep, on planes, in the shower, on the way to work and when holding babies:

01. Think about going in one direction…forever.
02. Does space “end?”
03. Is there an “edge” to the universe.
04. What was there before the Big Bang?
05. What caused the Big Bang? Or who? Or?
06. Is there life out there?
07. Where do we go when we die?
08. We’re all stardust!
09. E.T., phone home.
10. Wait, that galaxy we’re looking at died a billion years ago?
11. How cold is it in space?
12. Is there life on Maaaaaar-rrrrrrrrrrs?
13. When will Voyager 1 pass Alpha Centauri?
14. This.
15. And holy shit, this.
16. And wait, this.

You cosmic yet? Get cosmic with the DDC!

Product Details:
01. A little lighter than our normal torso covers. Comfy!
02. “Cosmic Shimmering Silver” on “Dark Matter” Black.
03. Think ink on durable fibers.
04. Celebrate our cosmic insignificance!
05. Proudly printed in in Portland by Nic at O.S.I.!
06. All the sizes that you need: S, M, L, XL, XXL and XXXL!
07. We’ll have these in stock until our earthly demise, and/or planet relocation.
08. We’re a speck within a speck within a speck. Within one skrillion specks.
09. Dedicated to Carl Sagan.
Ordering Details:
$24.00 - Shipping Included (U.S.A.)
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The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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