Stuff For Sale
DDC-032 "Beverage Wrench"
Product Description:Here’s how this one might go: Work a hard day and get a mountain of stuff done. Then when the whistle blows, crack open a cool one with our “Beverage Wrench.” Kick the feet up. Take it easy. Then laugh off all the hate and disgust felt during the day regarding coworkers, budget cuts or TPS reports. Or, show up to work and crack open a cold one at 9am. You choose. Works for all beverage enthusiast levels. Plastic. Good for a keychain.
Product Details:01. Comes with key ring, for, you know, keys and stuff.
02. Smooth, durable plastic.
03. Opens all bottle types.
04. Has a “picker” thing for stuff we don’t know about.
05. Sharp enough to “mess someone up” if the need ever arose.
06. Way orange.
07. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
Ordering Details:$3.00 - Shipping Included (U.S.A.)
The Fine Print:For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!
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