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DDC-003 "DDC Factory Floor Issue Yardstick"
Product Description:Sadly, the days of getting a freebie yardstick from yer neighborhood hardware store are fading fast. What used to be a “vote of confidence” for yer hard-earned business has turned into a cottage industry of slick-ass tape measures, laser guided levels and other doohickies designed to make yer measuring needs easier. Well, we like to keep it simple. The only difference between “our product” and the “old guy who works are the hardware store’s product” is that we don’t smell like cabbage.
Product Details:01. 1/4” thick pine wood construction.
02. “Gary Nose” black ink, printed on both sides, just because.
03. Some math: 36 big ol’ inches = 1 big ol’ yard = “Yardstick.”
04. Sorta precise.
05. A slogan associated with this item: “We’ll measure up.”
06. Shameless self promotion item. Just know this.
07. Proudly manufactured in the U.S.A.
Ordering Details:$14.99 - Shipping Included (U.S.A. & CANADA)
The Fine Print:For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out the day they are received. Fast, too. We spare no expense.
International Orders:We cover the shipping in the states and up to Canada, but charge the basics for International orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!
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