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DDC-281 "Masks Up, Motherfuckers!" Spirit Patch

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I’m mad at Covid-19. And I’m mad at these entitled bungholes marching through grocery stores to protest having to wear masks. Those clowns are high on my shit list. So in the spirit of beating this thing back as one, big collective, cautious group of humans, GET YOUR MASK ON WHEN YOU ARE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. C’mon.

In my Adobe talk this year I said “Masks up, motherfuckers!’ At the end of the thing, and got a mountain of emails saying things along the lines of, “Dude, make me a patch of that!” So I did. And that’s what you are seeing here.

MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!

We’re all in this together!

Product Description:
An embroidered patch to inspire fellow humans TO WEAR THEIR FUCKING MASKS. You know, to protect each other, from, well, each other. C’mon, you animals!
Product Details:
01. Durable embroidered patches. Long lasting.
02. Patch dimension: 2.875” wide x 2.875”.
03. Colors inspired by some idea of what the virus might look like?
04. Patches manufactured by our Portland buddies at Brewery Outfitters.
05. All proceeds from this patch go to Covid-19 relief efforts for families who have been impacted by the Corona Virus.
Ordering Details:
Sold Out
Check back on March 6th. Our next order should be in by then. Thanks!

The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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