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Draplin Design Co., North America
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DDC-110 "Fluids Unit"

Photos by Embry Rucker III.

Product Description:
Party’s over, people. We’ve finally thrown in the towel on our hard-ass ways of sedentary dumbassedness. We’re moving again. In a gym. With a fuckin’ personal trainer named Kisar. With the ropes and steps and weights and shit. The whole bit.

And we’re a little out of our element down there, sweating it out. We take in a lot of fluids, both on the clock in that pain cave, and off the clock back up in the shop. And you can bet yer sweet spandex we’re gonna “suck some fluids” out of our VERY OWN “Fluids Unit.” And that’s all we’ve really got for ya.

Just a simple, orange water bottle to load up with clean, cool water, or, some gnarly beverage. Yer choice. Really orange. Visible, even in that “winded haze” Kisar likes to get me to, where I can’t speak or answer questions clearly. Real fun. Get pissed, get moving, and the get hydrated with one of these fuckin’ DDC “Fluids Units.”

Product Details:
01. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
02. Weird, orange plastic. Really takes a beating. Durable.
03. 2-7/8” wide and 7-3/4” tall in dimension.
04. Spirited “multiple uses” suggestions on bottle.
05. Union made.
06. BPA free.
07. Machine washable. Or just rinse the thing out with a hose.
08. Easy to squeeze.
09. Clever push-pull removable lid.
10. Wide berth for tricky moments requiring a “piss bottle.”
11. Ships in a protective cardboard box.
Ordering Details:
Sold Out Until Further Notice!

The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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