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DDC-040 "Frostbite Mornings" Ice Scraper

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Product Description:
We grew up in those Northern Michigan winters. Scraping that early morning windshield was just part of starting your day. And as any good Midwwsterner knows, you gotta have a good ice scraper an arm’s length away. Or, rolling around behind the seat in that hunk-of-shit 1996 Ford Taurus you bought off yer parents. Whatever the scenario, we had a little something happen to us out here in Portland, one cold mornin, just a couple weeks back.

It was early, and the night’s mist turned to freezing rain and when I went out to the Volvo to whip down to the shop, the windows were frozen. And I like a good Midwesterner, I started looking around of my scraper. And then it hit me: I didn’t have one.

And I had to sit there forever, waiting for that windshield defroster to do it’s heavy lifting. Took forever.

The next time? Well, I’ll tell you this much: I won’t be “without scraper.” Enter the DDC “Frostbite Mornings” ice scraper. Gimme what you got, Winter!

Product Details:
01. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
02. Ballistic plastic. Attacks ice like no other.
03. A good eight inches long. Nice, wide scraper!
04. Tough as hell.
05. Sure-grip handle!
06. Shipped however we can. The thing can take a beating.
Ordering Details:
$9.99 - Shipping Included! (U.S.A.)
The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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Uh, feature #6. Piss bottle ice scraper? Seems dangerous. LOL.

Posted by: Dane on 12/15/14 at 8:12 PM
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