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Draplin Design Co., North America
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DDC-326 "Big-Boned Highlighter"



Product Description:
Leigh and I were on the road a couple months back for the Adobe MAX fiasco. Had an incredible time again, our tenth running of graphic design’s greatest conference. We drove the orange gas pig down. And somewhere in the blurry haze of frenzied driving around Los Angeles, we hit a 99-cent store. Was looking for paper clips to clip price tags to the posters in the booth. Our last little acquisition before the hordes would overtake us.

And in that 99-cent store, I came across a jumbo highlighter. Eight inches long! An inch in diameter! Whoa! This exists? It does! Just what I was fuckin’ looking for. Dazzled, frazzled and fluorescentazzled, I stood there marveling at the thing for 10-15 seconds then frantically grabbed as many as they had on the rack and hit the check out.

During my Adobe talk the next day, I whipped one out into the crowd. And while that fluorescent baton was dangerously spinning out into the void above the crowd, I swore a blood oath to this simple promise: My name is Aaron James Draplin, son of Jim and Lauren, of North America, and someday I will have my very own big-boned highlighter.

Welcome to the DDC-326 “Big-Boned Highlighter.”

We are complete.

Product Details:
01. Big-Boned, extra large, gigantic fluorescent yellow highlighter!
02. Chisel tip.
03. Non-toxic.
04. Bright as all hell.
05. Replace cap after use.
06. Smooth barrel. Feels so good in yer hand.
07. 8” (length) x 1” (width) in dimension. Bigger than a banana.
08. Manufactured by Liqui-Mark, somewhere far away.
09. Ahhhhhh-mazing!
Ordering Details:
$4.99+$3.00 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A.)
The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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