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Draplin Design Co., North America
Stuff For Sale
DDC-180 "Ass Pocket Handkerchief"

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Product Description:
We finally made a bandana. Or handkerchief. Or bandit mask. Or headband. Call it whatever the hell you want. There are many, many ways to use this thing. We provide a list to get you going on the item. Add to that list and let us know. We’re calling the thing an “Ass Pocket Handkerchief”.

My dad always had a handkerchief in his back pocket. And let me just tell ya, you didn’t want to see that thing “later in the day” as there was a good chance the thing was crusty with who-knows-what, all wadded up in his ass pocket*. I remember him whipping that thing out and wiping our noses and faces, and the things being crusty with…well…I still don’t really know? What I’d give to have my dad wipe my face again in 1979. Or 2017. Good memories. Come back, Dad.

(*”Ass Pocket” is an R.L. Burnside reference to a bottle of whiskey that’ll fit in your back pocket. This handkerchief will fit back there too, hence the name.)

Product Details:
01. Three colorways: “Carhartt Duck Brown”, “Death Black” and “Road Rash Red”.
02. 20” x 20” in dimension.
03. 100% cotton.
04. Hand-dyed in Philadelphia by Fred at Man Vs. Ink. Thanks!
05. Soft to the touch. Eas on the nose/eyes/whatever elses.
06. Machine-washable. A dirty gas station sink will suffice, too.
07. Multiple uses. Get weird with the thing.
08. For both left-handed and right-handed noseblowers, dipstick wipers or bandits.
09. This one is for Dad.
Ordering Details:
$21.99Shipping Included!!! (U.S.A.)
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The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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