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DDC-006 "Spare Change Containment Apparatus"
Product Description:It’s time for change. It’s time for the perfect apparatus to hold said change. Get organized. Keep it together. What more can we say? Here, try this: You need this.
Product Details:01. Odd, clammy plastic substance.
02. Really sweaty after a long day in a pocket.
03. Good for spare change, pills, doobies and neatly-folded receipts.
04. “Virgin” White imprint on “DDC Factory Floor” Orange.
05. Completely out of style.
06. Good for that front pocket. Or back. Whatevs.
07. Weird hole on the end. Don’t know what it’s there for. Drainage?
08. Maybe yer uncle will look at this and say, “Wow, I remember those…”
09. Popular seller. Get one before they are gone, people.
Ordering Details:$3.99 - Shipping Included (U.S.A., CANADA)
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International Orders:We cover the shipping in the states and up to Canada, but charge the basics for International orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!
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