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Draplin Design Co., North America
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DDC-035 "DDC Hair Organizer"

Photo: ©2009 DDC Merchandise Archives

Product Description:
I mean, come on, who uses a comb anymore? All the reason to make these suckers. We’re always trying to get our act together, so, this one just might be the kick in the ass we need. Maybe not. Nevertheless, we’ll look good trying. Debatable.

Each comb comes with a weird vinyl case to protect the thing from dust mites or stray particles of Gold Bond ball powder that might be wafting around inside your travel case.

Moms, you need one for that yer kid’s “first day of school” portrait. Fathers, you need it for that “wicked-ass set of sideburns” you are growing out.

Simple design, with one half of the comb’s bristles dedicated to “getting things into order” and the other half, slightly tighter in formation, dedicated to “fine tuning” that mess up above.

Good for back pockets, travel cases or the glove box of yer car minutes before that next big job interview.

Tonsorially speaking: “You need one of these.”

01. Aaron gets ready for a high-profile client meeting.
02. Forgash figures out his “bang situation.”
03. When we say, “Mustache Maintenence,” we fuckin’ mean it!
04. Aaron works out a snarl in Nakamoto’s mane.


Product Details:
01. Unbreakable plastic! Says it on the comb and everything.
02. “Dandruff Flake White” imprint on “Lube Grease Black.”
03. One size fits all.
04. Fine tooth and loose tooth bristles.
05. Smooth plastic.
06. Weird vinyl protective case.
07. Looks good in a medicine chest.
08. Easy to use.
09. Durable. Will outlast you and your first born.
10. Fits in all pockets. Five inches, to be exact.
11. For all hair types.
12. Proudly “Made in the U.S.A.”
Ordering Details:
$3.99 - Shipping Included (U.S.A.)
The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

©2009 DDC Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.

There Are 4 Comments

You are my new favorite person, no wait scratch that- my new hero!

Posted by: Martina on 03/18/09 at 2:41 PM

do people actually purchase the random shit you produce in honor of DDC? hilarious.

Posted by: molly on 03/26/09 at 1:34 PM

I stand by this product. It’s sleeve keeps it safe from bathroom dander and it is a sturdy product I am proud to utilize each morning.

Posted by: Drunk on 09/12/10 at 3:10 PM

Is there an ETA on these being restocked?

Posted by: C.J.Percival on 01/05/11 at 12:47 AM