Photo: ©2006 DDC Merchandise Archives

When Ryno was doing that stretch in Santiam, he wrote us a longhand letter detailing his need for a compact way to “count the long days.” Sadly, we couldn’t fill this tall order. Basically this “time-based product” was a casualty of bad timing. Ryno did his time and moved on.

Well Ryno, we’re glad yer out, and are gettin’ on with yer new life on that dude ranch in Central Nevada, but, we’ll know you’ll get in another scrap with Lonnie soon enough. And hell, maybe this time you’ll really mess him up bad, and, get sent back to the big house. So when that happens, just know we’ll have the product you requested.

Now, pay us back the 15 dollars you owe us. And tell Walter we said hello, if ya would.

01. “Gary Nose” Black and “Gary Rocket” Red on dumspter dive chipboard.
02. Round corners for added style.
03. Good through December 2006. After that, you are fucked.
04. “Really Important Days in 2006” handy list on back.
05. Very limited edtion.
06. Good for stodgy cubicles, home offices, cockpits and/or jail cells.
07. Month-by-Month “tear off” design.
08. Compact: 3.5” wide and 5.5” tall.
09. Printed and manufactured solely on the DDC Factory Floor.
Sold Out, Man.

For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out the day they are received. Fast, too. We spare no expense. We cover the shipping in the states and up to Canada, but charge the basics for International orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

©2006 DDC Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.