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DDC-025 "Adventures In Plastics Northlock Clic Pen"
Photo: ©2008 DDC Merchandise Archives
Product Description:Just a regular ol’ “Clic Pen.” Simple, strong, true. Our favorite. Time in “Factory Floor” Orange. A big hit around these parts.
Product Details:01. Full component breakdown, just to “get it all out there.”
02. Over 65 miles of writing in each unit.
03. Use it to make a gun. Just like in 5rd grade, man.
04. Make a deadly weapon out of it.
05. Make some kind of BB shooting contraption out of it. Wow.
06. Make a rocket out it and explore the far reaches of space.
07. Go to prison, and make a tattoo gun out of it.
Ordering Details:$2.00 - Shipping Included (U.S.A., CANADA)
The Fine Print:For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out the day they are received. Fast, too. We spare no expense.
International Orders:We cover the shipping in the states and up to Canada, but charge the basics for International orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!
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