FUCK IT, WHY NOT?: I’m going on a wicked Rolling Stones kick. All these years, they were just sorta background noise, you know? Like, “classic rock” on a boombox at the pizza place I worked at. I started reading Keith Richards’ Life a couple days back and something changed. I’m officially on a Rolling Stones kick. From here on out, I’ll be calling them “The Stones.” See, real cool, right?