TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT, MEMPHIS: Our fourth stop on the DDC 2012 Fall Tour! Right here in Memphis, at the Brooks Museum!
Last week was Salt Lake City, and we did our goddamned best to slay those Wasatch rangers. I think we did! We had good reviews and met so many spirited Salt Lake-sters. Thank you for coming last week!
So now we’re in The South, and we pledge to give you our very best tonight. Be there. Viciously stocked merch table. Big words. Small words. Cuss words. State-of-the-art multimedia presentation. Smart people in the crowd. Vectors. Orange shit. Little ideas. Laffs. Chuckles. Chortles. Snorts. Truth. Tall tales. Bonafide examples. Loud music. Spirited sentiment. Threats. Tears. All for you, Memphis!
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WE MADE A POSTER: We’re calling this little devil “Teeming Tennesssee” and it’s got everything we’ve ever loved about the Volunteer state. We packed it full, and we hope you love it. Everything we’ve ever loved about Memphis, and Tennessee as a whole. Printed by the lifesavers at South Carolina’s The Half and Half. Wow. Thanks, you guys. Above and beyond, always. Bill us!
Good for that Mississippi mud shack, South Memphis apartment, downtown flophouse, border hopping Arkansas retreat, Brooks Museum Public Relations Manager office, supermax prison cell, BBQ Smoke Pit restaurant break room, University of Memphis dorm room, Memphis Zoo “monkey zone” or Beale Street saloon.
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WE MADE A “TOUR-ONLY” TORSO COVER, TOO: We’ll never be in a band. I mean, maybe? But for now, we don’t have the time, and certainly don’t have the chops, so we’re doing what we can to live this dream. We’ve got sixteen gigs for this tour, so we made a “tour-only” torso cover, complete with little ol’ me ripping the ghost of Gary in half, cheeseburgers and Field Notes and boxer shorts whipping around us, with the most-evil type possible. Tour dates on the back! Art by AyeJay! See below! As evil as we could make the goddamned things.
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