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Ryno sent this one in: “Oh you betcha, I got something to say about those Sharpie pens of yours: You see, we got to celebrating after my softball team, the “Minneapolis Going Nowheres,” beat the tar outta the “St. Paul Unemployables.” We drove out to Coon Rapids and tied one on at some sports bar called, “Rapers” or something. Anyhoo, I got real loaded and even kissed Tater. Kinda uncomfortable. So, I did a little coyote ugly dancing and then passed out. I had a “DDC Sharpie of Black Death” in my golf windbreaker pocket, and I guess the boys were pretty pissed off at me and got some revenge, and, well, there you have it.So…”

01. “Gary Nose” Black ink, toxic as shit.
02. Smooth plastic “cap” that snaps onto “marker” body.
03. Pretty permanent. On lots of surfaces.
04. Over 50 square feet of coverage in each unit. Gu-aaron-teed.
05. Sharpieâ„¢ brand craftmanship.
06. Vince Neil uses them to “sign a tit” every now and again.
07. A real crowd pleaser for that tradeshow yahoo who never has a pen. Dick.

$3 PPD

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