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Draplin Design Co., North America
DDC-004 "2006 Work Station Calendar"

Photo: ©2006 DDC Merchandise Archives

Product Description:

When Ryno was doing that stretch in Santiam, he wrote us a longhand letter detailing his need for a compact way to “count the long days.” Sadly, we couldn’t fill this tall order. Basically this “time-based product” was a casualty of bad timing. Ryno did his time and moved on.

Well Ryno, we’re glad yer out, and are gettin’ on with yer new life on that dude ranch in Central Nevada, but, we’ll know you’ll get in another scrap with Lonnie soon enough. And hell, maybe this time you’ll really mess him up bad, and, get sent back to the big house. So when that happens, just know we’ll have the product you requested.

Now, pay us back the 15 dollars you owe us. And tell Walter we said hello, if ya would.

Product Details:

01. “Gary Nose” Black and “Gary Rocket” Red on dumspter dive chipboard.
02. Round corners for added style.
03. Good through December 2006. After that, you are fucked.
04. “Really Important Days in 2006” handy list on back.
“Gary Nose” Black gocco action.
05. Very limited edtion.
06. Good for stodgy cubicles, home offices, cockpits and/or jail cells.
07. Month-by-Month “tear off” design.
08. Compact: 3.5” wide and 5.5” tall.
09. Printed and manufactered solely on the DDC Factory Floor.

Ordering details:

$5 PPD

The Fine Print:

For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. Be sure to include all info about the size/color/style you need.

For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email here and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man!

All orders are shipped out the day they are received. Fast, too. We spare no expense.

©2006 Draplin Design Co., Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.