Product Description:
I’m mad at Covid-19. And I’m mad at these entitled bungholes marching through grocery stores to protest having to wear masks. Those clowns are high on my shit list. So in the spirit of beating this thing back as one, big collective, cautious group of humans, GET YOUR MASK ON WHEN YOU ARE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. C’mon.

In my Adobe talk this year I said “Masks up, motherfuckers!’ At the end of the thing, and got a mountain of emails saying things along the lines of, “Dude, make me a patch of that!” So I did. And that’s what you are seeing here.

MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MASKS UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!

We’re all in this together.

Product Details:
01. Durable, embroidered patch. Long lasting.
02. 3-color embroidery on “Guarded Green” backing.
03. 2-7/8" in diameter. (Edge-to-edge, merrow included.)
04. State-of-the-art stitching process.
05. Great for jean jacket, backpack, messenger bag, rucksack, fatigues, fanny pack, feed-n-seed cap and many other spirited uses.
06. Manufactured by our Portland buddies at Brewery Outfitters.
07. In stock forever.