Product Description:
“I’m no mathematician, but your father has been telling me two inches is six inches for 35 years.” –Momma Draplin, in reference to the act of creation that made us.

This handy, pocket-sized ruler will come in handy when you need to measure things that are small. Dependable American pine wood ruler, that, after some whittling down, could double as a sharp, deadly shank of some sort, wielded in frenzied street fights, or even hunting if the world goes to pot. Too many commas. Grandiose speculation.

Some Examples of How We Use These:
01. Measuring up.
02. Calculating distances.
03. Dialing in Gocco registration.
04. Helping to pry Matt Kass’ foot out of his goddamned mouth after he says stupid shit.
05. Easily whittles into dangerous, pointed object.
06. Buy a shitwhack of them and use them as kindling.

Product Details:
01. American pine wood 6-inch ruler.
02. 1-color imprint of “Burly Black” slammed into natural finish pine ruler.
03. 6-1/4" (W) × 1-1/8" (H) × 5/32" (D) in dimension.
04. Item number “FN-16” from the Field Notes product roster.
05. Six American inches, complete with accurate hash marks for “ease of use” measurement.
06. Will fit in your pocket neatly, with minimal effort.
07. Buy 50 of them, arrange neatly into geometric “teepee” formation, light on fire, then, tell a couple tall tales.
08. Proudly manufactured in the U.S.A.
09. Expertly-facilitated by Rich at Big Promotions in Dallas, Tex.