Italian Stallion Gets Wild

Martino from Union was here. So was George. Lovejoy brought some bagels over one morning. Martino grabbed his, opened it up and said, "What is this? Bird food?"Martino 01: "A question in broken english..."Martino 02. "Feed me, you dumb American."A funny Italian. Ha.The list of names we call Martino, around him, and behind his back:01. Martino Fuma-chelli. (No translation.)02. Turbo.03. Super Sweaty.04. He Who Buys His Electricity From France05. Chuchi.06. Marty. (Hates that one.)07. So Good Up There. (With thick Tahoe accent applied.)