FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Item No.”DDC-049,” the DDC Brand Emery Board! Good for fingernail, prison break or for filing down that gnarly-ass bunion you’ve been complaining about.

Pretty much, one of the least-sophisticated of items to date in our DDC roster. They pack a punch though. Stow it away in that dopp kit for that time you need one on the road. Then you won’t be laughing. This is the shit we think about. Now Shipping!