FROM THE WILDS OF BEAVERTON: Where’s shit’s hard. Motherfuckers straight jackin’ you on street corners! Dorty lookz! And, world class, modern kitchenettes! The hard stuff. Chris Hotz takes a break from the rough life and graces us with the Halliwell doodad you are seeing above. We like the orange. We like the weird logo. We’re not so sure about the guy who contributed it. Thin ice, Hotz, thin ice.

And for the record, Chris Hotz has scorned my name more than anyone I know. Every time I see the guy he comments on my face or ass or both. Just gross. No shame.