AND SO FAR, SHIT’S LOOKING UP: Got up to Seattle with a First Class Upgrade, and then my number came up again out of Seattle! Check out that shit. I was pumped! (I’m not used to this sort of good fortune.)

And man, did I COMMAND that big, comfy seat over to Detroit. So nice. Slept. Watched movies. Worked. Ate some stupid omelette. Sucked down a handful of ice waters, and even one Coke. Sorry, girth. Ottawa, here we come!