FINALLY GOT THE THING IN HERE: Took long enough, Uncle Apple. What, two months since we put the order in back in late December? A lifetime. Was sweating that fart tube pretty hard.

Well, it’s finally here, and fast as fuck. Our sleeves are rolled up and we’re getting down to work transferring data, tuning knobs, configuring this and that to get this rig ready to SLAY some American Graphic Design. The only way we know how. Our life.

Made it to middle age with this shit. Hope to go another 100 years, and then, die a brave, wet death at the hands of nature, and then I hope I’ll join Dad in the void and we’ll go explore the cosmos together, fighting over who’s feet stink worse and other serious shit.