OFFICIAL BUSINESS TODAY IN CUPERTINO: We’re going to LAY WASTE to a room full of Symantec’s finest creative warriors, later this afternoon. That’s what we’re down here to do.

Took a walk, noticed a million Apple employees on street corners and shit. So I went on a walk, found 1 Infinite Loop and called Chris and Dean out for a parking lot brawl. Barely made it outta there alive.