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Draplin Design Co., North America
May 22, 2008
Not Just A Yard Sale
Posted at 01:35 PM

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Oh yeah, we’re more than just a yard Sale. For starters:

01. You’ll find no baby clothes here.
02. Make a friend.
03. Go home with someone better looking than existing spouse.
04. Fill up on cheap eats courtesy of Cobra Dogs.
05. Free Advice table to sort things out.
06. Good deals.
07. Haggling is encourage, but be prepared for a fight.
08. Refreshments flowing freely.
09. Loose conversation. Just make it up if you are at a loss.
10. A good time will be had by all.

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PARENT UPDATE: Mom and dad got in yesterday. Something along the lines of, “Reunited, and it feels so good.” Tired, sure, dad had this to say, “How do I change my flight? I’m already sick of all of you.” Things are shaping up to be a great weekend.

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Last night, the telephone pole ads went up. Tonight, we paint the “close vicinity” signs: Our competition.

These guys don’t have shit on this one.


There Are 3 Comments

You should get a pizza wagon there for old times sakes. Dust off those carnie skills.

Also Evan and I may be available for the free advice table. Not sure if we are already booked again for the Doheney Reggae Festival.

Posted by: Patrick Bridges on 05/22/08 at 1:48 PM

I was just coming to post a link to that. Foiled again!

Posted by: Geoff on 05/22/08 at 6:57 PM

Good Luck! And I thought I was anal on the g-sale. Holyshit Draplin. I didn’t notice on the Community Chest playing card visual of the layout of the property, where Jim is goning to be sitting. My guess is in the bushes, but be careful with that tactic, you want people to leave with honest goods, and Santa jumping from the hedges, well then your stuck with the shit all over, even if you got paid.

Posted by: styk on 05/22/08 at 7:59 PM
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