To Leigh: The best dame a guy could wish for. My Portland is that much better with you in it. Thank you for way too much to list.

To Gary: The best dachshund this side of the Mississippi. Stay gold.

To Mom: Best mom ever.

To Dad: You are a big gorilla. Facts are stubborn things.

To sister Leah: I’m glad you are in Portland. Be good.

To sister Sarah: My love for you burns hot and strong.

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Just a big ol’ day full of love, you bastards.

Even the hardest, meanest motherfuckers soften up a couple days a year.

Today is one of those days where I’m vulnerable and easy to knock off balance. Go easy on me.