From Ryno Simonson’s “About Me:” Friendster offering,

“Things that I hate: The Home Depot, Wal-Mart, SUVs, Cell Phones, People talking on Cell Phones whilst driving SUVs, Golf, The Suburbs, Stinky Punk Rockers, White People with Dreadlocks, Los Angeles, Sushi, Yoga, The New York Yankees, Nelly, Republicans, Rap-Metal (Hard Now), People who wear baseball caps backwards, people who wear sun visors upside down and backwards - that really pisses me off, Kobe and Shaq, Radio Cuntry Music, Hippies, PCs, people who let their kids play soccer instead of baseball, Starbucks, Volkswagen Beetles, Beyonce, Fight Club, goth dicks, Beggars, Jet Skis, crotch-rocket motorcycles and the fuckers who ride them, nuclear power, budweiser, sports teams with racist american indian mascots, television, disney movies, florida, freezing rain, church, paying for parking, Applebees, Blockbuster, TGIFridays, The Olive Garden, Lite Beer, The Chicago White Sox, Pedro Martinez, Manny Ramirez, Roger Clemens, Jason Giambi, Roberto Alomar, John Madden, Tim McCarver, Joe Buck, Everybody Loves Raymond, Cottage Cheese, soccer moms, No Turn On Red, pleated pants, vinyl siding, retail developments, loft condos, the NBA, sucka MCs, cocaine, mean eyed cats, fuckers who pull up at my neighbors’ houses and honk their horn for 20 minutes instead of getting out of their goddamn car and ringing the doorbell, Ben Affleck, Nike, P.Diddy, fake tits, warner bros. character tattoos, rollerblades, The Colorado Avalanche, Christmas, new comic books, Ambercrombie and Fitch, tucked-in shirts, James Rosenquist, beef jerky, leather pants, baggy clothes, telemarketers, The Portland Trail Blazers, income tax, the Beatles, dumb people, reality TV, british royalty, bleu cheese, bad lyrics, unkept pubic hair, fashion mullets, Drew Carey, linoleum floors, white people’s jazz, people who talk during movies, bad drivers, NIN, Donald Rumsfeld, movies by Oliver Stone, Lite Rock stations, Sid Hartman, Nü Metal, stupid piercings, the Gap, jello salads, people with excuses for everything, mosquitioes, those orange japanese beetles, drunk bums, trust-fund and/or college educated “gutter punks,” The University of Michigan, Deon Sanders, the Silver Surfer, Jane’s Addiction, those shoes with wheels in the heels, frosted tips, construction zones with no constuction being done, lazy union road crews, Ja Rule, chemically treated lawns, McDonalds, Duke University, and wicker chairs. And don’t let me forget Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, and Tony Hawk Pro Skater games (for ruining my life. video crack).”

01. Mean-eyed cats? That makes two of us.
02. No Turn On Red. Oh man, don’t get me going.
03. Those shoes with wheels in the heels. Ha…yep…’zactly.

Oh man, bleeding eyes, bleeding eyes. Man, hi-fives and chestbumps from the Left Coast, we’re right there with ya. Stay strong, keep up the good fight. Poetic.

(Y’know, for being a real sonofabitch, it’s yer “way with words” that keeps our bond strong.)