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Some proud Reno-ite has surfaced to correct our feeble attempt at nailing their municipal slogan. We stand corrected. For what it’s worth, we present to you the updated motto: Reno, Nevada… “The Biggest Little City In The World.”

Please remember, we run off a half-ass fact-checking system based in our peabrain, and well, from time to time, we drop the ball. We were close, with other fitting, catchy jingles that came to mind:

Some Reno runner-ups:

01. “We’re A Real Shithole!”
02. “A Great Place To Drift To!”
03. “Lose Yer Ass Here, Then Wish It Was Vegas!”
04. “Not Quite Desert, Not Quite Mountains…But Quite A Dump.”
05. “The Dirtiest Clean City In The World.”

and our favorite, that rung a bell deep within us….

06. “Any Place That Can Claim A Nakamoto Is A Place That You Oughta Stay Outta.”

Some real humdingers in there, eh? We look forward to getting the keys to the city, shortly after we fly in.

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I can’t think about Reno without relating it to some sad, creepy Richmond Fontaine song. That’s Reno to me.

Happy Holidays, fucker.

Posted by: Ryno on 12/23/03 at 10:15 AM