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Draplin Design Co., North America

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DDC 2002 ONCE-A-MONTH CARD SET

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DDC 2002 O-A-M CARD SET PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY:

The Draplindustries Design Co. is proud to announce the “shipping phase” of our 2002 Once-A-Month card set.

Our theme this year-if you haven’t already noticed-proudly rallies: “Better Late Than Never.”

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THIS KIT WON’T LET YOU DOWN:

01. 12 cards, of Gocco mastery and/or CMYK brute gang-up.
02. 2002 DDC O-A-M “Production Notes/General Riff Raff” Zine
03. Official DDC Sketching Apparatus
04. Handy Tools for Concerned Designers/Typographers
05. Motivational Decorations
06. Official DDC Rock Plectrum
07. Various Items of Shameless Self Promotion
08. Securely Packaged in a 2 color Kraft Stayflat.

Free at no charge, with each kit: Entertainment, sadness, laughs, loose tributes, questionable claims, bold colors, rough edges, warm feelings, rolled eyes, small words and cryptic phrases.

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WE PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU:

This year, in a bold attempt to “keep us outta the red” we’re offering these card sets at the simple, unassuming price of $5. After years and years of free mailings, our database has grown up into a hairy, wobbly, upright mess, and quite frankly, we need yer help in getting these out to ya.

The $5 covers postage, handling and a fraction of the proud materials needed for an undertaking of this card-nitude.

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THINK OF IT THIS WAY:

01. START SAVING by putting a penny away a day for the next 500 hundred days.
02. FEEL BAD about the price for a month, at a little over 16 cents a day.
03. FEEL GOOD about investing in quality, American-built product.
04. THINK BIG and send whatever ya want. One gal sent 20 bucks, and well, she’s on the list forever. Much appreciated.

REALLY: ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS FUTURE DDC ENDEAVORS.

All kits are Guaaronteed by the Draplindustries Design Co. Good luck getting a refund.

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HERE’S HOW YOU CAN DO IT:

01. We accept PayPal, our contact: factoryfloor@draplindustries.com
02. We’ll take a check. No big whup. Our address is below.
03. We’ll take cold hard cash. Yep, our address is below.

Simply reply to this email with yer mailing address, and just how you plan on “coughing up the dough.” We’ll get a kit ready for ya.

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WE COULD ON AND ON, AND OFTEN DO: Many satisfied customers already. Limited edition of 400. Hand-screened by proud people. Collated card by card, item by item. Delivered by spry representatives of the United States Postal Service. Fun. Small pieces. Might make a cold day a bit warmer. Might not. Remember last year’s offering and think, “Maybe this one will be good.” Maybe not. 12 more reason to keep on living.

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10 quarters
9 dimes
12 nickels
100 pennies
2 wooden nickels (for shits & giggles)
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All this is yours!!!!!!!

Posted by: -=CLEMENS=- on 12/25/03 at 12:42 AM

upon ordering my fancy DDC t-shirt i was treated to a complimentary packet of the aforementioned goodies. a delightful assortment of colors, images, tools and a (bass) pick that i’m quickly wearing the ink off of. more crap from DDC, that if nothing else, inspires the rest of us lazy bastards to continue creating!

(now that i’ve got the fancy tee - i’ve donated my official DDC trendy-truckers-cap to a most worthy soul - draplin will be quite surprised when the video hits his mailbox…)

Posted by: etk on 12/29/03 at 9:28 PM