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Draplin Design Co., North America
June 15, 2001
Touching Base / Leah Congrats
Posted at 11:14 AM

Been touching base with good people from my old days…

Elon Cameron of Chicago dropped by. Amazing. She is fascinating. Stay tuned.

David Brust, man of mystery, cleanser of the colon, buff in photography dropped by the Factory Floor Digital with his update. It was good to hear from him. We’ll leave it at that, due to the peculiarity of his words.

Congratulations to little Leah. She graduated over the weekend, the final graduate in the ‘Draplin Kids Trilogy.’ 18 years old, the world at her fingertips, high level negotiations took place securing her future financial relations with her older brother. I’d like to think of it as a “simple incentive plan.” Due to her success in her schooling, the Draplindustries Design Company proudly offers a monthly stipend based on the following requirements:

1. Keeping her nose clean.
2. Staying out of trouble.
3. College: 3.0 GPA or above.
4. Monthly Updates filed with local DDC Field Offices.
5. No babies.

A little cash in her pocket to pad things a bit. Gas in the tank, money towards her car payment, what have you. She’s a good kid with a good future, and what footsteps to follow in…phew! Older brother, older sister, both doing their best to kick ass in the big leagues.

Leah, congratulations. Give ‘em hell out there.