HEADING OVER, ON THE BIG PLANE: This bird’s got the 2-4-2 seating layout. That means it’s a big plane. Not the 747 kind of “how the fuck does this thing get of the ground?” kind of big, but, bigger than the contiguous U.S. flights. Ten hours over to Amsterdoozle, then a little channel hopper up to Aberdeen. We’ve got official business with The Meat Conference, and we aim to KICK SOME SCOTTISH BUTT with our little brand of “speaking fiasco” entertainment. We might be jet lagged, but we will deliver.

Okay, off to the airport to snag that flight over there…