Dad and Oliver meeting Mickey Mouse.

Some guy having a bad morning.

Oliver hanging out with Buzz Lightyear. Awesome costume!

Buzz Lightyear photo zone photo guy stance. Ready for all angles.

Dad and littlest sister Leah Weah Peah.

It truly is a small world. And, you are as insignificant as you thought you were. Wheeeee.

Oliver grips a big tooth, contemplating “sippy cups,” or whatever the hell three-year-olds are concerned about.

Big gators down below us. Big fuckers.

Screaming out of Everest…

Close-up of little-sister-Sarah, almost-brother-in-law Jacob and medicine-ball-head-Aaron-the-smiler. So many hyphens.

King and Queen of all Disney Lands.

ANIMAL KINGDOM, MY ASS: I don’t know if I like zoos. They always freak me out. The animals look sad and lethargic, and I guess I felt that today at the Disney Animal Kingdom. The safari ride kinda freaked me out. I mean, sure, I like seeing hippos and giraffes and shit, but always feel bad for them. Oliver had a hell of a time, and that’s what counts.

Above are photos from the last bunch of days. Highlights, people. Good times.