FROM OUR FINEST MINNEAPOLIS CORRESPONDENT: Derek Schille comes in hot, and in focus, with an old Konica Super 8 manual. Here’s what he scanned in: Konica Zoom 8 Model II.

Get in there, you bastards. So much cool shit to check out. And then, all high on old goodness, think about how fuckin’ shitty whatever PDF you downloaded to tell about whatever convoluted hierarchy you can’t figure out on whatever Olympus Supra-Color 15.9 megapixel digital snapper you have hanging around yer neck. Goddammit.

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WE TOOK ON THE YARD TODAY: Leigh led the charge with lawn mowing, weeding and edging. Ewok raked and looked like he wanted to die. I weedwhacked the shit out of whatever looked at me wrong. And man, the ranch looks good. Sure, the grass is 98% weeds, but it’s trimmed and tight. Spring cleaning.