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Draplin Design Co., North America
January 12, 2012
Yellowest Mustard Only
Posted at 11:54 AM


MUSTARD IN A TUBE? PUT UP YER DUKES: I like my mustard “as yellow as possible.” RIght around a good PMS 108 or PMS 109.

I don’t fuck around with mustard…

01. Out of a fucking tube.
02. With bits of seed/bark/gravel/whatever in it.
03. That are jellied in any form.
04. Mixed with fucking honey. You dicks.
05. That looks like baby shit.
06. Of the “slathered on some fuckwad egg roll” variety.
07. That comes on some pretentious little spoon.

Just getting shit straight, people. Now you know where we stand.

It’s French’s or it’s dry.

There Are 4 Comments

Well damn. Next time you’re cruising through southern Wisconsin, don’t miss the National Mustard Museum in Middleton.

Posted by: Nate on 01/12/12 at 11:17 PM

Being a Canuck, bilingual packaging is an everyday thing, so I do find myself referring to mustard as “moo-tard” at times. It’s a rather enjoyable word to say.

Posted by: Allan Lorde on 01/12/12 at 11:59 PM


Posted by: Jason on 01/17/12 at 8:53 AM

Amen, brother. Amen.

Posted by: Jonathan Hughes on 01/24/12 at 9:37 AM
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