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Draplin Design Co., North America

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The DDC Brand “Cuspid Cleaner”

These have been in a box on the Factory Floor for over a month, and today, we’re offering them to the public. We’ll keep our pitch short and sweet: You need one of these.

In our pursuit of making every kind of promotional item under the sun for the DDC, our latest offering is an orange toothbrush, with of all things, black bristles. Kind of weird, but kind of cool. You know, just sorta, uh, “how we do it.” Stick that one in yer mouth, buddy.

01. Accepts all types of toothpaste.
02. ‚€œShoe Polish Black‚€ on ‚€œDDC Factory Floor Orange‚€ plastic brush.
03. One size fits most mouths.
04. Weird black bristles.
05. Smooth orange plastic.
06. Ships ‚€œHermetically Sealed.‚€.
07. This one looks great in a medicine chest. Or in yer mouth.
08. Easy to use.
09. Handy hole on bottom end, for hanging on a nail.
10. Fits in a toiletry bag with ease. Six inches, to be exact.
11. Get real toothy with this fucking thing.
12. Doubles a ‚€œdashboard detailer‚€ for that sweet whip in yer driveway.
13. Proudly ‚€œMade in the U.S.A.‚€

13 reasons to act now, and get orange with a DDC Brand “Cuspid Cleaner.” Hell, buy two and use one at the homestead, and one on the road. Or, use both at the same time? Double fisting those cuspids with a couple orange scrubbers.That’d be awesome. Just a thought.

Hell, maybe get yerself some of this paste, and have a grand ol’ time? Don’t drink and brush.

Now brushing! Act now. Kinda limited edition. Get clean. Get orange. Stick it in yer mouth. Promote hygiene in yer talker. You need this. Operators are waiting. Click here and get it going!

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There Are 3 Comments

Can I get this image as a giant poster if I purchase the said product above? Simply gorgeous.

Thanks for everything

Posted by: Chuck Williams on 03/24/10 at 7:11 PM

If you’re double fisting are they bicuspid cleaners?

Posted by: Porter Haney on 03/25/10 at 7:55 AM

does this have hard, durable bristles that will shred my sensitive gums?

Posted by: Noah on 03/25/10 at 8:25 PM
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