01. The Mark of the Beast.
02. Pentagram.
03. Mark of the Gary.
04. 10 lines and a circle.
05. 15 shapes.
06. Pure evil.
07. The Mark of the Phillips.
08. The Cut-off Jean Jacket Insignia of Beelzebub’s Minions.
09. Fun with 72 degrees.
10. The Sigil of Baphomet. (Look that one up, you fucks!)

Anyhoo, figure it out. It’s Devil’s Night and there’s a slim chance I am going to make Dale go to the ATM, take out a crisp 100 dollar bill, purchase as many eggs with it as possible and then later on, when darkness takes grip over the Willamette valley, I’ll go on a rampage around Portland, fucking things up.

Or not. Might just keep working on these fucking snowboard bindings. Satan’s work, either way.

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SOME MEMORIES FROM BACK IN CENTRAL LAKE, AS A YOUNGLING: I went out for Devils Night one time. I was 11 or 12, I think. 1985? I remember having six or seven eggs between the three of us. Lots of sneaking around garages and shit. In the shadows.

It was a big night. We were hassled by the cops. There was one firefight where we were ambushed by sophomores or something in the Mortensen barn. They wasted us.

If I remember correctly, when the fuzz was grilling us, he kinda slapped me on the chest—right on my pocket—breaking my last egg hidden inside. Boy, we were smart ones. Or maybe I am remembering wrong. Like anyone really cares.

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NO ONE DOES ‘DEVILS NIGHT’ LIKE OL’ DETROIT: And I guess the city is sorta fighting back.

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SHRIEKING BOLLYWOOD!: Leigh finds a creepy on that is sure to captivate you for a number of clicks: Bollywood Babylonia! Best goddamn thing we’ve seen all week. Good eye, lady!

Like this one and this one! Pure awesome.

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I USUALLY WRITE MY OWN, BUT MIGHT USE THE THIS LITTLE DEAL: Blind Text Generator. (Sent in by Derek “Stacker of Wheat” Schille in Chicago, Ill.)

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THE STUFF I WAS LISTENING TO BACK IN THOSE MID ’90s: Belllllllbottoms.

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VALHALLOWEEN: The ghouls of Valhalla give their site a little Halloweenatization. Awesome, man.

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MANDATORY VIEWING, PEOPLE: 20 years of the French Paper Co.!