It’s a new month, and we’ve got new merch for ya.

Just in time for the holiday rush.

01. DDC-031 “Reversible Screwdriver with Magnet Top.”
Something we’ve been eyeing for a long-ass time. You know, you are in a pinch, and don’t want to get out of the cockpit seat to grab a screwdriver out of the toolbox or whatever. Something we wrestle with. Now I’ve got one in my “random pile of Sharpies, pencils and pens” that constantly encroaches on my keyboard/mouse space. Plus, it comes with a magnet on the top of the thing, so, you know, that’s pretty cool, right? 3-in-1. Multiple uses. Strong as shit. Orange as hell. Proudly made in the U.S.A.

We’re pretty serious about this one: That magnet is tough! Here’s some proof.

02. DDC-032 “Beverage Wrench.”
Here’s how this one might go: Work a hard day and get a mountain of stuff done. Then when the whistle blows, crack open a cool one with our “Beverage Wrench.” Kick the feet up. Take it easy. Then laugh off all the hate and disgust felt during the day regarding coworkers, budget cuts or TPS reports. Or, show up to work and crack open a cold one at 9am. You choose. Works for all beverage enthusiast levels. Plastic. Good for a keychain.

03. DDC-033 “Big Mean Words” Death Black Torso Cover.
04. DDC-034 “Big Mean Words” Shop Manual Green Torso Cover.
A new round of t-shirts, with some beat-down, unapologetic, mean-ass DDC/NA type on ‘em. Not to be messed with. Just about gave ‘em all away to “colleagues” visiting the DDC Factory Floor. Piles and piles are on deck, waiting to find a home. Thick inks on durable fibers. 100% cotton.

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You need these. Order now and Lovejoy’ll get it out the door tomorrow. Good stocking stuffers for that special someone. The perfect gift for someone who doesn’t mind having “DDC” logos and shit all over their stuff. All proceeds go to things like: Web hosting fees, lunch, Gary, our cracked nest egg and occasionally, right into the pocket of Lovejoy. Sure.

You need this stuff. Get on it. We’re standing by and will ship anywhere in the states or Canada free of charge, goddammit. That’s how we do it. All international orders, well, get in touch and we’ll work out a fair price for the shipping.

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WE’RE NOT DONE WITH YOU THAT EASY: Along with our latest offering above, you’ll a mountain of other DDC items that “you just can’t live with out” by clicking here: The DDC Merch Store.

Socks + Action Caps + Clic Pens + Trinkets at fair, honest prices.

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AND OF COURSE: A big, hairy “THANK YOU!” to everyone who bought some merch in November, and hell, at any point in our history. Without you, well, hell, we’d be nothing. Thank you.