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Draplin Design Co., North America
August 08, 2003
Posted at 09:36 AM

Heading down to Bend tonight. Big plans are in order. Noah Rosen is currently enjoying his last day as a aimless, bumbling testosterone roman candle, free from the chains of marital union. A group of dudes–of questionable status in society–are coming together to celebrate one last hurrah for this 6-foot-plus Jew from Leucadia. Bachelor Party time, in the shadow of Mt. Bachelor.

Dinner is planned, as is a stop by Bend’s one and only “flesh general store,” a ratty joint that goes by the name “Stars.”

Bad neon, local meat, g-strings flossing weathered birth canals, Motley Cre songs, hopeful dickheads, etc.

Last time I was in town, I was herded into stopping by for a lackluster stint, bored to tears with each “dance” and strained bits of “So how you been, man?” conversation.

I’m just rower on a boat full of dicks with Noah Rosen as our captain, guiding us for last night of freedom. This is what goes down. Anything could happen. I’m watching out for any number of things.

Fuck the “titty bar.” I say we take the sonofabitch out into the high desert, get him real drunk and ornery and then let him “survive” his way back to Bend, “Rambo” style. This way Noah is out of his element, forced to think like an animal one last time. Maybe we’ll get him arrested, forced to call his gal’s parents or something, all teary-eyed from jail? Lots of options. Big talk. We’ll share the recap after the lance dancer calls it a night.

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I don’t know you, you don’t know me, but beware the girl at Stars that sounds like Marge Simpson, has some sort of a shrapnel scar, and smells like overripe fruit. If you make eye contact with her one good eye, tell her it’s Draplin’s bachelor party and pull out the digi-cam.

Posted by: Greenhorn on 08/08/03 at 4:54 PM

Requesting poster, if you have any extras.
Love Bry
P.S. Your new fire place is frizzin kigass.

Posted by: Bry on 08/12/03 at 10:26 PM

Hey Bry, thanks for expressing interest in the yet-to-be-printed “10 Years of Draplindustries” poster.

We have it designed up, but might wait until 2005 to do the formal screenprinting. Or maybe we’ll jump the gun.

They are in the works, and the final lot will be plentiful.

Stay tuned.

Posted by: Draplindustries Public Relations on 08/14/03 at 10:57 AM