Happy Valentine’s Day to the love-of-my-late-twenties: Melissa Okins.

With that said, I’d like to dedicate a song that is close to my cold, road-worn, haggard, barren heart:

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“Lady” by Kenny Rogers

Lady, I’m your knight in shining armor…

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Aw hell, I‘ll stop right there. Girl, you get what I’m sayin’, right?