Holy high-speed!

Oh yeah, never one to chintz the family on the domestic front, I’m proud to announce the arrival of high-speed internet service at the ranch. The DDC factory Floor was hotwired late last night by an festive technician from COX Cable, Orange County. “Cable Internet,” as they call it. Fast, fast, fast. I love it. The family loves it. ‘Bout damn time. We’re connected again. Watch yer back.