All merconium aside,

Congratulations to Erin and Megan Campbell! Their little project has come to completion, after properly incubating for 9 long months, she shed her vernix membrane and made her way into the world. Readers of this questionable gazette, lay your eyes on this little angel: Hannah Elizabeth.

And make sure you take a look at some of the other critters in the nursery directory. Bunch of little chimps, man. That Hannah, she’s the best lookin’ one.

Official DDC Factory Floor stats: May 11th, 4:35 in the PM, 6 lbs, 7 oz, 19” long!

Hannah’s our first “Draplindustries Factory Floor Sanctioned Birth Deal.” We’ll be there for her in the formative years, offering advice (arts-n-crafts, matters of the heart and automotive) along with monthly progress reports.

She’s got a good set of parents. They’ll instill some good values in her. This is where we get a little emotional. We’ll have to pick up this celebration later on. Check out the link, or else. Rejoice in the little mound of creation that is Hannah Elizabeth Campbell.

For now, some quotes on these wonderful matters:

“Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” -Joyce Armor

“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” -Carl Sandburg

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” -Ed Asner