01. Junior Sasqualogist
02. Sole Proprietor, DDC
03. Gocco Blackbelt
04. Breaker of Hearts
05. Lover of All Things Bicentennial
06. Scrabble Blank Feeler
07. Straight-Shootin’, Red-Blooded, Kicker of Many Town’s Asses
08. Guitar Strummer
09. Chain Link Carver
10. Junior Noodler
11. Guardian of Gary
12. Carnie
13. Desktop Publisher
14. Chairlift Operator
15. Detector of Metallic Objects
16. Strong Bloodline
17. Master Junker
18. Philatelist
19. Record Collector
20. Good Listener
21. Anachronism Detective
There is One Comment
do you ever wish you could hit your computer and it would be like ‘damn sorry, im a slack ass and you got work to do. Oh ya im supposed to be attaching a file right now. what I missed your deadline. Ya you should hit me again. I promise I wont crash.’