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Gary Aliases

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01. “Gary Zissou.”
02. “Gary Ball”
03. “No Bark!”
04. “No Lick!”
05. “No man, not there!” (In reference to aim and deposit.)

06. “Gary, get the hell out of there!”
07. “Gary America.”
08. “Little Gary.”
09. “The Little Man.”
10. “Gary Longfellow Draplin.” (Official AKC Name.)

11. “Goddammit, Gary.”
12. “Gary Goiter.”
13. “Little Asshole.”
14. “G-A-R-Y, he ain’t got no alibi!”
15. “Little Wings.”

16. “Gary, get over here…now!”
17. “G-Unit.”
18. “Gizmo.”
19. “Wormser.”
20. “Situation: Gary.”

21. “Garold.” (As in, “Harold.”)
22. “Wiener Village.”
23. “Gary.com.”
24. “Peckerhead.”
25. “Gary Village.”

26. “The One Who Can’t Hold His Piss.”
27. “Leaky Dick Gary.” (Greeting issues…)
28. “Ear-Flapper.”
29. “GaryCore.”
30. “Gare-Bear.” (Like “Care Bear” but, with a “Gar”…)

31. “G-Spot.”
32. “The Neverending Gary.”
33. “Garrrrrrrrrry Christmas.”
34. “The Gary Dachshung Co., Northeast Portland, Ore.”
35. “He ain’t heavy, he’s my Gary.”

36. “Free Range Gary.” (accredited to April Cottini)
37. “Wild, wild Garys…couldn’t drag me awaaaayyyy…”
38. “Gary, get back here!” (When there is a DDC Factory Floor breach.)
39. “Harry, Larry, Barry.” (Lil’ fucker answers to all of them.)

There Are 8 Comments

How do you find time for this shit?

Boggles the mind.

Posted by: charles highcrest on 06/15/05 at 12:59 PM

ANSWER: We use a metal detector to find the time. —DDC Public Relations.

Posted by: DDC Public Relations on 06/15/05 at 1:38 PM

That’s the funniest freakin’ thing I’ve ever seen: Gary Zissou! Please say Steve Zissou has now made personalized stationary for Gary.

Posted by: lu on 03/13/07 at 12:51 PM

garold is probably one of the funniest things i have ever read.
love it!
we have 1000 of alias’ for franklin.
the most distinguished name for our little man is “bubert buxelbaum” and he loving repsonds to “head” named because his head was so much bigger than his body for his puppy life.

Posted by: marissa on 03/16/09 at 11:20 AM

i KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS..MINE IS CALLED wIDGIT AND CURRENTLY GETS CALLED DOGGATHA wEDGE-RIGHT; SHE IS GOING THROUGH A HARD LEANING AUTHORISH PHASE.

Posted by: Sarah on 04/24/09 at 5:48 AM

Ha! Cute wiener dog.

Posted by: Gary Lindquist on 12/22/09 at 9:05 PM

Oh my god I could fall in love with this little Gary Zissou… So cute and this shade of red suits him so well…

Posted by: Alexia on 10/23/10 at 1:58 PM

gary bag of doughnuts?

Posted by: tc on 02/22/11 at 12:07 PM
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